Thursday, April 23, 2015

Baphomet Part II

The Freemasons claim the Knights of Templar have never "worshipped" Baphomet. In this case a Baphomet with boobs! It is today still a symbol of the Illuminati. Keep your eyes wide shut and the masonic symbolism appears throughout our present day society. Creepy!

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Zombie Apocalypse


1. 2 1/2 oz light rum
2. 1 oz dark rum
3. 1 oz Apricot brandy
4. 1 oz fresh lime juice
5. 1 oz pineapple juice
6.2 oz orange juice
7.1 oz passion juice
8. 1 tsp powder sugar

Strain into cold glass, add orange slice or cherry


Friday, February 13, 2015

President with Creepy Horns

Nice photo of the President looking eerily like the image of baphomet. Our world seems to be bombarded on a daily basis by Luciferian likenesses and satanic rituals. Even Madonnna has the "Illuminati"song. Pop culture eveents from the Superbowl halftime to Grammy's push these idols in many types of media.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Nanny State: Doctors interogate your children.

Hospital Tells Mom: You Daughter Is Now Ours
The nanny state wants to privately talk with your teenage children. Perhaps the NSA is missing some of your vital information.

Friday, March 29, 2013

FBI Roswell Memo: Proof

FBIs Most Popular Document in the Vault Is Hottel Memo Detailing Flying Saucer Account
This is the most viewed item in the FBI's image vault. The incident was not investigated further.
Proof or Hoax?

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Gay Marriage: For or Against?

This week, the Supreme Court heard challenges to California’s Proposition 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act, bringing the question of legalizing gay marriage to the national forefront. Here are the cases made by same-sex marriage advocates and opponents:
  • Always fun to piss off really religious people
  • Little lesbian girls around the country would one day get to live their dream of standing together in front of a county clerk’s office employee and working through the bureaucracy to obtain a marriage license
  • Straight couples could finally unload their unused fondue sets from their marriages
  • Just to see the look on Rick Perry’s dumb fucking face
  • Every citizen should have the right to have their special day where young and old alike can awkwardly dance to the “Cha Cha Slide”
  • The two women from the popular Internet video “Asian and Black Chick Lesbians Dildo Fuck SO HOT Squirting Bitch” could finally get married
  • Gay wedding episode of Modern Family will help ABC take a big victory in the 18-to-49 demo
  • Bestowing dignity upon a wrongfully oppressed minority just a nice thing to do
  • Leviticus 18:22, Deuteronomy 23:17, Romans 1:26
  • Could further weaken traditional American values like prejudice, intolerance, and hatred
  • Nation running out of citizens to make second-class
  • Love is a cruel, vicious demoness no man should have thrust upon his person
  • Would successfully prevent the erosion of the immaculate, utterly flawless American family
  • Everything on registry too expensive
  • Runs against article of U.S. Constitution explicitly barring homosexual marriage
  • If we let gays marry, what’s to stop people from marrying animals or trees or tables? …Okay, we know this is pretty stupid, but we really needed some more things to fill out this side of the list
From the Onion!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

UFO Saucer at Tomb of Jesus

UFO's and Aliens in Art History
This image depicts Mary at the tomb of Jesus. It is one of a series of images from the "Relinquary Box" which contains stones from holy sites of Palestine. Dated 6th-7th C. Located at Biblioteca, Vatican. Notice the dome shaped object above the tomb. If it is a building why is it hovering? Also, what is the round object on top?

The dome seems to be shooting a beam of light to the head of Jesus. Notice the space helmets on Mary.